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Embattled slugger Alex Rodriguez is among the millions who could end up benefiting from a forthcoming Obamacare announcement. [Credit: The Nation]
Under the new policy, individuals who buy health insurance through the new government exchanges will be given a choice: pay the full premium or accept a 72 percent government subsidy, the same deal as the Administration has announced it will give to Senators and Congressmen.
The government subsidies will be available to people regardless of income, as they are for Congressional employees.
“Technically, the law says that subsidies should only be available to individuals earning less than $46,000,” a White House aide involved in the decision said. “But we decided to ignore the law and provide Congressmen, who earn around four times that much, with subsidies too. Then we thought, ‘Why not also give the Congressional-style subsidies to everybody who buys coverage in the exchanges, regardless of how much they make?’ ”
The forthcoming announcement is a rare bit of good news for embattled Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, who is fighting a 211 game suspension for violating the league’s policy against the use of performance-enhancing drugs and for impeding an investigation into an anti-aging clinic in Florida that allegedly dispensed the drugs to a number of major league players. A mediator is expected to rule on Rodriguez’s appeal during the fall.
Should the suspension be upheld, Rodriguez won’t be paid until 2015. He also will lose the health insurance the Yankees provided him, forcing him to buy his own coverage through the new health insurance exchanges. Rodriguez has relied on insurance in the past for numerous treatments, including two hip surgeries, although his policy reportedly did not cover the steroids he allegedly used.
“Have you seen what the exchanges are charging for those policies?” Rodriguez asked a reporter. “How can anybody afford to pay full price?” Rodriguez has so far earned an estimated $353 million over the course of his career and still will be owed an additional $61 million by the Yankees, even if his appeal fails and he is suspended until 2015.
“I am pleased that President Obama has decided that I am entitled to the same government subsidy that my Congressman gets,” the troubled slugger said through his spokesperson.
The White House aide brushed aside concerns about the optics of providing millionaires like Rodriguez with subsidies. “We crossed that bridge when we decided to let millionaire Senators like (Jay) Rockefeller (D‑WV), (Mark) Warner (D‑VA), and (Dianne) Feinstein (D‑CA) help themselves to subsidies. Heck, (Rep. Nancy) Pelosi (D‑CA) is eligible for the subsidies and she’s worth $35 million. It wouldn’t be fair to say no to A‑Rod.”
In a related move, the Administration is expected to announce that it is terminating its “honor system” program in which the government exchanges would determine whether an applicant was eligible for subsidies based on self-reported income. The program met internal resistance from the IRS, which is in charge of distributing health insurance subsidies and levying a new tax on the uninsured. The tax-collection agency believes that self-reporting income to determine subsidies sets a bad precedent. If taxpayers were also allowed to “self-report” their incomes for federal tax purposes, the IRS pointed out, the government would stand to lose hundreds of billions of dollars every year when people understated their wages. That would amount to a back-door tax cut. The President adamantly opposes tax cuts.
“If you wouldn’t allow self-reporting of income for tax purposes,” an IRS official reportedly told his Administration colleagues, “why would you allow it for purposes of receiving government subsidies?”
Describing the IRS objection as an “Aha!” moment, participants at the meeting arrived at an out-of-the-box solution: expand the special deal it gave Congressional employees to all Americans.
The White House staffer recounted the evolution in the Administration’s thinking. “Technically, the Obamacare law requires us to verify an applicant’s income to determine if he or she is eligible for subsidies. Our IT people told us flatly, ‘That ain’t gonna happen.’ So we decided to ignore that legal requirement in favor of the ‘honor system.’ But that had its problems too. Why would we force people to lie about how much money they make just to get health insurance subsidies?
“So then somebody said, ‘Hey wait! Didn’t we just ignore that other legal requirement so that Congressmen can get their subsidies? Why don’t we just illegally expand the special deal that we illegally gave Congress?’”
Asked whether that would result in increased spending, the spokesperson explained, “Republicans are wrong when they say that the government has a spending problem. The President has it right: government doesn’t have a spending problem, it has a health care problem. The solution is more health care spending. Lots more.”
Pressed by a reporter on the effect of the new policy on the national debt, the aide bristled. “I am so over the ‘national debt’ thing. Sorry, Tea Party. We won. The debt’s going up. Higher than CBO’s pissant spreadsheets can count. Get over it.”
“Besides,” she continued, “if Tea Party types don’t like it, they can pay full price for their health insurance. It’s their choice. Nobody’s forcing them to take government subsidies.”
The aide also dismissed legal concerns about the bold new policy. “Republicans will say that the law prohibits ordinary Americans from receiving these subsidies,” she said. “So what? It prohibits Senators and Congressmen from receiving them too, but we’re doing it anyway. Deal with it.”
The new policy may not be the last Obamacare-related announcement from an Administration that has repeatedly surprised supporters and critics alike by jettisoning or ignoring some of the law’s most significant provisions.
“What makes implementing Obamacare so damn hard,” the White House aide confided, “is the Obamacare law. I mean, have you even tried to read that thing? And the regs – total shitshow! I mean every week we have to announce that we’re suspending enforcement of this provision, ignoring that one, waiving another, delaying this, not enforcing that, interpreting something else in a way that is so clearly unlawful that our attorneys lock themselves in a room and start cutting themselves. It never ends.
“Plus, after trying everything – and I do mean everything – for three years, most people still don’t like the law. At some point, you have to ask yourself if it’s even worth defending. We’ve waived, ignored and wished away pretty much the whole thing. What’s left?
“Finally, someone said, ‘Wait a minute! Why should we be stuck supporting a law that nobody likes and even we can’t defend? Why can’t we be for government-run health care but against Obamacare?’
“It sounded kind of crazy at first, but think about it. All the President ever wanted was an incredibly expensive and completely unaffordable new health care entitlement that would bankrupt future generations of Americans,” the aide said. “Congress sent him this mess of a law. Now people are blaming Obama for Obamacare. It’s just so unfair.”
But doesn’t the President support Obamacare? “Not as much as he used to,” the aide said candidly. “Don’t get me wrong. The President strongly supports spending trillions of dollars more on health care. But he’s having second thoughts about that stupid law that Congress passed. No wonder their approval ratings are in the toilet.”
But doesn’t he need that law to implement these massive changes in the health care system? “We’re trying to convince our lawyers that he does not. Look, we’re pretty far along in implementing this massive new entitlement through volumes of regulations and guidances that are at best loosely based on the underlying law. In many cases, our regulations completely contradict the law. We’re not really implementing the law as written; we’re working around it. We’ve been making it up as we go along for three years now. Look at all the special deals we’ve made for Congress, corporations and labor unions.
“When you come down to it, we’re remaking the entire health care system by executive fiat. The law just gets in the way. You could say that we’re implementing Obamacare in spite of the law. We’ll enforce our regulations even if Congress repeals the law. So, do we really need it?”
Emphasizing that no final decisions have yet been made, the aide pondered the political earthquake that the potential announcement would set off.
“What will Republicans do if President Obama asks Congress to repeal Obamacare?”
Art Buchwald would be proud. Nice job illuminating the foaming hypo racy in DC.
Can countries be declared insane?